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THANKS TO AN ANONYMOUS TIP, ARMCHAIR GOLF caught up to the Grinch after a recent round of golf. As it turns out, the Grinch has been playing four days a week at what is normally his busiest time of year.
�So how are things in Whoville?� we asked.
�Rotten,� the Grinch snickered.
�The Whos are really hurting. Christmas isn�t even worth stealing this year. Why do you think I'm playing golf? I had to find something else to do.�
The Grinch has been teeing it up at an undisclosed location, a well-known private club that fears bad publicity if word gets out that the Grinch is its newest member.
�These golf clubs, even the private ones, are losing members in droves,� the Grinch said.
�Membership is down 29 percent and one in five private clubs could be gone in five years. They had to take me.�
And how does the Grinch know so much about the state of golf?
�I read it in the Wall Street Journal,� he said. �Free subscription.�
Actually, the Grinch doesn�t even like golf.
�Dumb game,� he said. �But it�s great for killing time, and I�ve got plenty of it. Mainly, I like driving the cart. I even drive it on the greens.
�They�re not going to do anything about it,� the Grinch added, chuckling. �Hey, I�m one of their only players now.�
-The Armchair Golfer
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[Source: ARMCHAIR GOLF BLOG]
